I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
(Source: sexonapretzel, via first-name-greatestt)
Wise words.
(via bro-shit-happens)
Growing up you have this view of mermaids →
and then you watch Goblet of Fire
(via lmaogtfo)
my personal opinion.
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
i hate nelta but this is just so true.
imma belieber, but sorry justin. this is fucking true.
^^
THAT.
Sorry but so fuckin true
sorry justin,really sorry
IM A BELIEBER FOREVER BUT JUSTIN, BOY, THIS IS TRUE.
THIS REALLY IS TRUE DOE
(Source: willshebeloved, via bi3berbab3s)
